that's an acceptable place to lick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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