its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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