He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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