I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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