kristin has been a bad kristin
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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