So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Im part way to drunk.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
