yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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