I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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