I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
do nipples grow back?
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