is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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