what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Randomize
