jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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