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(912): View more from Georgia

i woke up with socks on this morning

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so?

(912): View more from Georgia

i didnt wear socks last night

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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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(231): View more from Michigan

My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.

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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii

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(905): View more from Ontario

The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.

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(806): View more from Texas

It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.

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It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.

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(719): View more from Colorado

You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class

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(309): View more from Illinois

Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.

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