Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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