is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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