come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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