:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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