Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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