i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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