she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
