so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
that is very illegal...i love you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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