I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Randomize
