There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Randomize
