Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
