That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Your cock deserves a montage
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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