That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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