I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
