Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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