Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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