considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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