yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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