glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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