Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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