But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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