That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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