The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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