She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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