Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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