just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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