some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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