Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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