I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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