What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i think i just lost a toe
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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