we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just want to make out with him forever
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
