Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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