Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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