Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My vagina just clenched in fear
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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