She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You've changed since you got that strap on
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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