it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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