I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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